Crazy commericals part 2 I guess

Its time again for crazy/stupid commercials that do not make any sense
1st on up is an Alltel commercial. Now the commercial is okay except at the end where they guys ask what if you don't have any pockets. If you notice his phone is in his shirt. What does the all powerful Alltel guy suggest a headset. WHAT!! A HEADSET. Lets explain a headset. A headset is only an extension of the phone it does not have any phone features except hang up and answer. So giving him a headset means he still needs to find a place to hold his phone. What kind of idiot is chad?





The next one is A KFC commercial
I think it speaks for itself




There is another chicken commercial where they talk about their recipes or something but I can not locate. I might have to add it later on then.

Okay here is a commercial that I am going to bash and complain until you hate it.




Alright lets work our way backwards. We know the lady's name is Sister Mary. That all I am going with and that is all you need to know. Now lets break down the stupidity of this commercial.

1. Why would you introduce yourself to a man who has never met you and I quote "The father of one of my kids". I know if I had some wild times and so women said that I would have said the same thing as well. Now how Minute Maid drink lets his crazy mind make the jump from crazy Cancun to his daughter and school is amazing. I guess its the ingredients in the product. It found out that it is "blended with 50mg of Omega-3/DHA per 8 fl oz. serving and four other nutrients to help nourish your brain and body." I guess its those four other nutrients that help make the connection between crazy party night and teacher. They could package that and said Minute Maid juice to help you remember about that girl during those crazy wild nights.


I have another one but I can not locate the commercial so I will tell you about. It is COX cable commercial. The commercial starts with a women talking about her son or daughter or family member having some kind of problem. Then states how COX gives them time to take off and everything. Then trying to sell you on COX the problem is just because they offer great services for employees means COX great company to work for and a great company to get your cable service from. But I think everyone has heard many stories about companies offering not so good service but great benefits to keep their employees from leaving.