Huh, can we do better.

So I watch some television and because of my wife I start analyzing things more than I want to. Especially commercials and a couple of them have caught me eye.

First one up is the Yellow book commercial.




So the bride to be types in tattoo removal and he asks what can I help you with and she shows him the tattoo saying Mike. The idiot then responds so when are you marrying Mike. Now lets analyze this she looks for tattoo removal and then shows you a tattoo and you ask when are you marrying him. Its not like she was looking for something else. So does that mean yellowbook will list you under tattoo removal and that may not be your job.


So lets look at another commercial. This is one of the many Mcdonalds commercial for the chicken sandwich. I will let the commercial talk for itself.




There is another commercial but I can not find it but I will add it later if I can locate it.

Now there is a black magic commercial I found the short version which is:



Now there is a longer one which has more girls dancing and then talks about the product. I can't locate it yet but I will in time.

Stay out of it.

This goes out to Congress who feels the need to police professional sports. I understand why the think they should but someone needs to tell them its not their job.

I mean I understand there is all types of wrongdoing in sports and now Congress wants to help regulate issues. This is the same Congress that approves bills for taxes, war, relief, roads and etc. I don't think most of the people want to know the real reason in Spygate or the steroids in baseball. Know I know some of you will say they have that right but most of these people have no idea what they are talking about

We will try to understand Senator Arlen Specter, Republican of Pennsylvania and ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee reasons for Spygate. We will look at a couple of statements he made. First he stated, "I am very concerned about the underlying facts on the taping, the reasons for the judgment on the limited penalties and, most of all, on the inexplicable destruction of the tapes," He is questing the limited penalties. The last time I checked Mr. Specter's resume I didn't see anything about him being a sports coach, commissioner of the NFL or a committee on the NFL. He is an Eagles fan but that doesn't mean anything. I am a football fan but I can not call but a GM and say this is what needs to be done. So how can he determine that the penalty was limited. That is just a idiotic statement. The destruction of the tapes I actually agree with him because I wondered about that as well.

Another statement was, "

I do believe that it is a matter of importance. It's not going to displace the stimulus package or the Iraq war, but I think the integrity of football is very important, and I think the National Football League has a special duty to the American people -- and further the Congress -- because they have an antitrust exemption

What what the integrity of football is the same was the war and the stimulus. If not then he needs to work on it. So to justify you just have to say about the antitrust exemption. I mean is that the glue that holds it all together. If it wasn't for the antitrust you wouldn't bother with football.

It is also noted that Senator Specter is calling the destruction of the "Spygate" tapes analogous to the destruction of C.I.A. tapes.

This doesn't even warrant anything at all.

Now the statement I love is, "They are enormous role models for everybody," Specter said. "If you can cheat in the NFL, you can cheat in college, you can cheat in high school, you can cheat on your grade-school math test. There's no limit as to what you can do. I think they owe the public a lot more candor and a lot more credibility." So cheating works backwards huh? If there was no cheating in the NFL, then no cheating in college and so forth.

This senator obviously doesn't watch sports. There is cheating in college. I mean a week ago before he said this there is a report of O.J. Mayo taking money and other benefits. Now maybe he didn't notice because that was basketball and all he cares about is football. Cheating in grade school, because that is on the same level of cheating in sports. Almost everybody has cheated in school, so don't know what he is saying about that.

We know Specter has a deal with Comcast and we know that Comcast and the NFL are having issues. So is not like the antitrust will drive a man like Specter.

SpottieOttieDopalicious

Me, well I meet mine at a Floor meeting in college. Now back then I was just hoping the meeting would be over but never thought I meet that one in that setting. The question is, so where did you meet your SpottieOttieDopalicious?